Human beings be like I must create something or i will kill myself
(via facegroper)
Me driving: @pedestrians ugh get out the street why would you walk in front of a moving car
Me as a pedestrian: hit me bitch i dare you hit me I want you to pay my tuition
(via confirmance)
my dad owns a small business and today he found out that one of his male employees was sexually harassing a female coworker and sending her dick pics and shit and so my dad fired him and then immediately left work to drive to this guy’s other job and told his boss there and got him fired from two jobs in the span of like an hour lmao
Good dad. Good boss.
Your dad is amazing!
Best Dad. we stan.
(via dulect)
